ExAmS

FINALS..!

English :

Hello... How are you? My name is Wong Jing Leong.. I am 16 years old.. my birhtday is on 28 Feb 1992.. I live in a live-able country.. i eat edible food.. i drink drinkable liquid.. and i also play playable games.. i often wear wear-able clothes..my hobby is playing play-able badminton.. and I live happily ever after..

This is what i wrote for my essay in paper 1 english.. Im proud to say that I'll be getting an A1 for english.. No doubt abt it...

Bahasa Malaysia :

Berikan peribahasa atau simpulan bahasa bagi sumtin sumting berikut..in a desperate attempt to crap something in before the paper was taken by my teacher.. This was what i wrote..

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Bagai Angin Membawa Kentut.. ><

Kk mou diu all these stuff.. next.. DOTA..! My worse record ever.. since turning pro..xD.. i FEED 13 times.. using.. SOUL KEEPER.......................... wtf?

Do you know why they name that hero soul keeper? because....when this hero is going to die.. he can swap life with other heroes to absorb their hit points therefore giving him maximum health in less than a second.. and I.... T.T..

Ok enough.. no more sad stuff.. now is the fun part..

Chapter 2 : The Pursuit of Funny-ness

Well... i love pretty girls.. that i wont and will never deny it.. i mean.. who doesnt? right?..

Again.. I love pretty girls... why?

Because they make me........

But.. some girls.. they're sooooooo pretty until its imposible to explain to all of you through words.. their beautiful complexion and fantastic pitch perfect makeup is beyond imagination!

Since its pretti-ness is outta this world.. Why dont we Let the pictures do the talking...?

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This is what we call... HAWT!! Remember the song 'So Hot' from Pamela Andersoon's husband Kid Rock? One of the lyrics goes like this... " You got a body like a DEVIL and you smell like SEX! " You can definitely apply that particular sentence on the picture above.. except for the sex part.. (at least for most guys) xD

Ever wondered how these people get such nice and tight abs? How they train or why in the world you cant achieve to the state of body perfection like them?

I invented a couple of ways(1 actually) to help you all get what you want..if you seek my help.. this is the right place.. let me present you with my latest invention....

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Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Wana noe the secret to my acomplishments? NoNo.. im afraid i cant tel you that..im truly sry..

Anyway.. how do i invent stuff like this without funds and financial sponsors? This.. I can and would like to share with you all... the company behind my success.. owned by the multi-billionaire Bill Gate's younger brother.. Bull Gates.. may i present..

Bill Gates invented the new Windows Vista?... and you think he's great and smart? oh you had no idea..

His brother Bull Gates..which is my personal sponsor.. invented a few things.. i wil only list 2 this time.. the first one.. soon to be release at 2088..(which is 80 years away..no big deal)

Microsoft SisTa! xD

AND the second invention is one of the most sophisticated thing I've ever seen in my entire life.. ever heard of cd burning where u copy files or movies into the cd...? even the most high tech computer can burn only one at a time..

This thing is even better...

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It BURNS THREE one shot! My gooDneSs! All Hail Bull Gates...XD

Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...............................!

Ok.. thats it for today.. hope you all enjoyed it.. coming to my blog and reading all these stuff is one way to release stress you know.. i hope some of you wrote it down as 1 of the points in the paper 2 summary abt stress...haha..!

Anyway.. got this from one of Melanie's friends...xD

Kk.. gtg do some.................................. stuff...xP... i wonder what?.... ^^ hehe... xD(reply my honey's mesage lorh wad else..haih><) she keep asking me how funi izit.. shes doubting my ability to cr8 humour.. fine..! lolololol..jkjk..

Anyway.. Happy 7th Anniversary Ma Cherie..! After exam.. we'll be doin 'it' a whole lot more...! xD Will alwiz Je T'aime...!

Nitez..! LoLA..! Remember... after reading.. leave a coment..in my chatbox.. i wana noe what you think of this..xD

Bye!